you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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