we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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