yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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