This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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