My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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