The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Maybe he injected his testicle?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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