ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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