Your mouth is God's brothel.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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