I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
He told me they were just razor bumps!
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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