p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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