I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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