You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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