Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
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