stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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