I have demons in me.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Randomize
