she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I just want to make out with him forever
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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