That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i don't like sucking hair
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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