Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
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