someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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