Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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