Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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