worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I think I am morally bankrupt
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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