wanna go halves on a baby?
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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