I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
her vagine was all disorganized.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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