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Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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