I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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