Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
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