Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Apparently you make a good broom.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
