she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I have feelings that need drinking.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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