It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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