How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
So squirting runs in the family.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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