Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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