I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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