found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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