At least make sure they are 18
Why
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Randomize
