So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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