And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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