toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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