fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Randomize
