sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
