Dual....:-)
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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