Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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