Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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