Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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