So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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