Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Randomize
