I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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