I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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