Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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