I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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