i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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