the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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