How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I had to cum in my sink.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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